Dadpack September 2024; 25 question and answer dad jokes

Date: 25.09.24

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Some Dad fun for September:

  1. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
  2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
  7. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
  8. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
  9. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
  10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  11. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
  12. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
  13. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
  14. I only drink on two occasions: When it’s my birthday and when it’s not.
  15. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
  16. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
  17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
  18. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
  19. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  20. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  21. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
  22. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
  23. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
  24. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
  25. I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a Fanta-sea.

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