Dadpack September 2024; 25 question and answer dad jokes
Date: 25.09.24
Some Dad fun for September:
- I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
- Why don't eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
- I only drink on two occasions: When it’s my birthday and when it’s not.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
- Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
- I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a Fanta-sea.
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