Some Dad fun for October:

1. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
2. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
3. I told my wife she was overreacting. She said, “Are you sodium hypobromite?!”
4. Why do golfers bring extra pants? In case they get a hole in one!
5. Why don’t cows have money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
6. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
9. I went to buy camouflage pants but couldn’t find any.
10. What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini.
11. Can February March? No, but April May.
12. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
13. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
14. What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.
15. I ate a clock yesterday, and it was very time-consuming.
16. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
17. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
18. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish.
19. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
20. I told my wife she was overreacting about wanting to cut the string on my yo-yo. I said, “Don’t let things come between us!”
21. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
22. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
23. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
24. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison.
25. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.